Season 1: Episode 1 – A Moon Star is Born

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Serena:  “HEY!  Stop it!  Leave her alone!”  *Runs over to ‘cat’*  “Rotten brats!  Aw, you poor thing!”  *bends over and picks her up*

Serena(OOC): *Giggles, swinging the robotic kitten around*  “Hey, you guys did a pretty good job on this one!”

Director: “Um… Only when the cat is talking do we replace the real cat with the robot.”

Serena(OOC): *Glances back down at the hissing cat* “Niiiccce kitty!”

Beryl: “The Oracle says it’s time to attack the other dimension to unleash the power of The Negaforce!”

Negaforce army: “Yes, yes, yes!”

Director: “CUT!  Guys, you’re an evil army – make it sound evil.  I don’t want people to think this is an Herbal Essence commercial!  Now try again!

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Jadeite: “You have done well, Morga.  So much greed… So much energy!   Queen Beryl will be much pleased!  Feed the Negaforce, foolish humans!  Queen Beryl will soon triumph!  Prepare them, Morga, for her triumphant arrival!”

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Jadeite(OOC): *Sighs*  “Seriously, how long do I have to hold my arm out like this?”

Director: “We need to have a long enough shot for the special effects crew to get animated energy above your hand.  Just hold still.”
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Mother: "So, how did you do on yesterday's algebra test?"
Serena: "Test? In Algebra?"
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Mother: "Usagi, come on, tell me. How did you do?"
Serena: "Well, okay it's like this... I, uh, well… uh…"
Mother: "Let me see."
Serena: *Hands her test* "Okay..."
Mother: *Gets an angry look on her face before her face falls* "92%?" *Looks at the director confused*
Serena(OOC): *jumps up and down* "Hahaha!"
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Molly(OOC): *Looking in the mirror, sighing at her outfit consisting of an orange top, a hunter green skirt and light green tights*  “This will teach me not to turn down a date with the costume designer…”
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Serena(OOC):"So some cat just interrupts my nap and tells me to say 'Moon Prism Power' and you want me to shout it like I mean it?"
Director: "Well, your character thinks you're dreaming, so I don't see what the problem is."
Serena(OOC):"Well, that's precisely my point! If my character was asleep and a talking cat came into my bedroom, I wouldn't freak out - I would laugh!"
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Luna: “You are Sailor Moon!  You will know what to do when you look into your heart!  Believe in yourself!”

Serena: “Uh… Okay!” 

Serena(OOC): “So up until that point I’m freaking out and suddenly when a cat tells me to believe in myself, I do?  ….  How much are they paying me for this, again?”
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Serena(OOC):"Oh COME ON! My character starts off by not even being able to remember her own name as Sailor Moon and then all of a sudden she shouts out a whole freakin' speech?! And a corny one at that! Who wrote this thing?!"
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Serena(OOC): “Ohhh!!  Pretty roses!!  Are they for me?!”

Tuxedo Mask(OOC): “No… they’re my weapons…”

Serena(OOC): “Roses…?”  At his nod, “What, is this Negaforce allergic or something?”

Tuxedo Mask(OOC): “No, silly.  I throw them, like this.”

*He takes a rose and throws it.  They both watch as it falls to the ground*

Serena(OOC): *Tilts her head to the side, staring at the rose*

Tuxedo Mask(OOC): “Well.. uh, heh, I think the special effects crew is going to help make it a little more dramatic… "*scratches his head* "Hopefully…”
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Hehehe, I have WAY too much time on my hands.

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